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The night I was born, the moon turned a fire red.

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Score: 10
The NG Redesign Collab

"Love it!"

date: July 18, 2007

Awesome colab, I love it guys! It's cool that I knew some people who did it. :)

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Score: 10
String Avoider 2

"GREAT GRAPHICS"

submission: String Avoider 2
date: July 5, 2007

but the coding sucks, gg.

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Score: 10
V-tech Rampage

"It sucked, but I'm glad you made it"

submission: V-tech Rampage
date: May 20, 2007

Seriously, you guys are all too uptight. Do you realize the amount of people that die everyday from starvation, AIDS, or other epidemics? But of course if someone mocked that it would be funny again.

You ignorant assholes are nothing but hypocrites.

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Score: 2
Beautiful Pico Day

"I like HouseMasta, but that's it..."

submission: Beautiful Pico Day
date: March 10, 2007

What was with the submission? It was just a worthless little loop, and an incredibly short one at that.

How can you justify the file size of that entry? Are you high?

Author's Response:

No I'm not high, but everyone seemed to like the graphics, which I think got it a decent score.

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Score: 4
HighFlash: Stoned Games

"Your buttons are horrible"

date: January 18, 2007

I have to click for 10 hours to find where to light the bong, snort the coke, make a line, and pass a bong. I think you could have made the hit areas with MUCH better judgment.

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Score: 4
Beer Pong (fanimutation)

"Why did you get the Rammstein lyrics wrong?"

date: September 22, 2006

If you need to count in German its like this:
1 = eins
2 = zwei
3 = drei
4 = vier
5 = fünf
6 = sechs
7 = sieben
8 = acht
9 = neun

Then he says "aus". Anyway, cool game. And next time pick a cooler Rammstein song, Sonne is just mediocre.

Author's Response:

Oh, sweet delight! Meatwad has spoken again. Yes, keep chanting that ad line, Meatwad. How about this one: Reward yourself by eating a wad of decayed meat with an oasis of greasy honey mustard filling.

And look up "Animutation" in your web encyclopedia of choice while you're at it. Of the occasional "helpful" reviews that trickle in, yours is the first to call this a game. But if you thought it was cool that's cool by me. Next time I'll make one that zooms in on Goatse for 5 minutes and set it to "Spieluhr" or "Mein Teil" just for you, Kumpel!

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Score: 10
Dealer

"I just got over 3,000,000 in like 20 minutes"

submission: Dealer
date: September 21, 2006

You might want to make the game a little harder. Once you use the hint that the guy below me posted it becomes way too easy. I would take out the cop thing. I think they should only chase you if you're carrying drugs. Otherwise, you've done nothing wrong.

But yes, here are steps to getting money fast:
1. Go to Loan Shark
2. Ask to borrow $50,000 (he'll say it's too much)
3. Ask to borrow $5,000 (nothing will happen)
4. Ask to borrow $500 (You'll receive $5,500 instead)
5. Pay off your original debt and you have $2,000 left over

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Score: 7
In Memory Of Elle

"Very kind..."

submission: In Memory Of Elle
date: August 4, 2006

Although it wasn't as moving to me as it was for other people, I still really enjoyed it. I didn't get a sad mood from it, you had a nice choice of colors and atmosphere with it.

I also REALLY REALLY REALLY enjoyed the ending. I think that was the final touch the piece needed.

I say it didn't move me that much because something has to be depressing to really get me motivated to change the world or move me in any positive direction. But that's my retarded mind set, don't take it personally.

Like I said, I really liked it. I think she's smiling while watching this animation from the 5ehz processor computers from Heaven. :)

By the way, an exabyte (or exahert) is 1024 petabytes (or petaherts) which is 1024 terabytes, which is 1024 gigabytes.

So in other words, her computer pwns us.

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Score: 3
homer.swf

"Meh, not my cup of tea"

submission: homer.swf
date: June 21, 2006

It wasn't long enough for me. I think you had something unique going, but it was a little to pointless and short. I think you could've been more creative with what went on in the Flash.

I'd say revise it. Make it a little longer, add more interesting activity, and possibly let the user control the movie a little bit.

You know, have encounters with people and choose what to do. That would make it a lot more interesting.

The main thing is the length and boredom I experienced while watching him harm random characters. The ending was also kind of stupid.

However, I was impressed with your graphics and animating. The sound syncing was also good.

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Score: 10
YAAFM 12: Muslims

"10/10 That last guy was a pussy!"

submission: YAAFM 12: Muslims
date: April 28, 2006

Seriously, this was hilarious. That right there is what's wrong with the majority of the Muslim population. They can't take a fucking joke. I'm a hard core Jesus freak/Christian but I still got a kick out of Kanye West posing as Jesus. I can laugh at Jesus jokes, even though I'm a Christian.

How about the Muslims stop being sensitive pussies and accept that they're not safe from jokes. Why should they be treated with all mightyness?

I love the Muslim train of though. "We're going to prove we're not violent by blowing shit up and killing people". Wow....

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