All 174 movie Reviews


The NG Redesign Collab The NG Redesign Collab

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Love it!

Awesome colab, I love it guys! It's cool that I knew some people who did it. :)



Beautiful Pico Day Beautiful Pico Day

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I like HouseMasta, but that's it...

What was with the submission? It was just a worthless little loop, and an incredibly short one at that.

How can you justify the file size of that entry? Are you high?


ShortMonkey responds:

No I'm not high, but everyone seemed to like the graphics, which I think got it a decent score.


Beer Pong (fanimutation) Beer Pong (fanimutation)

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Why did you get the Rammstein lyrics wrong?

If you need to count in German its like this:
1 = eins
2 = zwei
3 = drei
4 = vier
5 = fünf
6 = sechs
7 = sieben
8 = acht
9 = neun

Then he says "aus". Anyway, cool game. And next time pick a cooler Rammstein song, Sonne is just mediocre.


ChainsawJugg1er responds:

Oh, sweet delight! Meatwad has spoken again. Yes, keep chanting that ad line, Meatwad. How about this one: Reward yourself by eating a wad of decayed meat with an oasis of greasy honey mustard filling.

And look up "Animutation" in your web encyclopedia of choice while you're at it. Of the occasional "helpful" reviews that trickle in, yours is the first to call this a game. But if you thought it was cool that's cool by me. Next time I'll make one that zooms in on Goatse for 5 minutes and set it to "Spieluhr" or "Mein Teil" just for you, Kumpel!


In Memory Of Elle In Memory Of Elle

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Very kind...

Although it wasn't as moving to me as it was for other people, I still really enjoyed it. I didn't get a sad mood from it, you had a nice choice of colors and atmosphere with it.

I also REALLY REALLY REALLY enjoyed the ending. I think that was the final touch the piece needed.

I say it didn't move me that much because something has to be depressing to really get me motivated to change the world or move me in any positive direction. But that's my retarded mind set, don't take it personally.

Like I said, I really liked it. I think she's smiling while watching this animation from the 5ehz processor computers from Heaven. :)

By the way, an exabyte (or exahert) is 1024 petabytes (or petaherts) which is 1024 terabytes, which is 1024 gigabytes.

So in other words, her computer pwns us.



homer.swf homer.swf

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Meh, not my cup of tea

It wasn't long enough for me. I think you had something unique going, but it was a little to pointless and short. I think you could've been more creative with what went on in the Flash.

I'd say revise it. Make it a little longer, add more interesting activity, and possibly let the user control the movie a little bit.

You know, have encounters with people and choose what to do. That would make it a lot more interesting.

The main thing is the length and boredom I experienced while watching him harm random characters. The ending was also kind of stupid.

However, I was impressed with your graphics and animating. The sound syncing was also good.



YAAFM 12: Muslims YAAFM 12: Muslims

Rated 5 / 5 stars

10/10 That last guy was a pussy!

Seriously, this was hilarious. That right there is what's wrong with the majority of the Muslim population. They can't take a fucking joke. I'm a hard core Jesus freak/Christian but I still got a kick out of Kanye West posing as Jesus. I can laugh at Jesus jokes, even though I'm a Christian.

How about the Muslims stop being sensitive pussies and accept that they're not safe from jokes. Why should they be treated with all mightyness?

I love the Muslim train of though. "We're going to prove we're not violent by blowing shit up and killing people". Wow....



Red Riding Hood Red Riding Hood

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I really enjoyed this! Quite clever!

I thought it was a magnificent twist on the old fairy tale. It really intrigued the older audience as it should. I believe I heard some music from the SAW series? Nice selection of audio also.

Overall it was great, I can't imagine anything else you could add. Maybe show little red riding hood getting undressed, seems you mention it a few times. ;)



eBaums world dot com eBaums world dot com

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I completely agree!

He has to have some of the worst code I've ever seen and it's a very shitty site. The organization of it sucks ass and yet he still gets hits. What blew that shit hole up with visitors?

Seriously, it's a noobs site that got big.



Megaman X OLB ep.7 Megaman X OLB ep.7

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I really loved it!

I liked how it actually had a story line and what not. It wasn't just some random violence like most sprite animations are now days. Great work.



Halloween Hoopla Halloween Hoopla

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

lol I love you Foamy!

"If you give them handouts now, they'll expect them later."

Best. Quote. Ever.