Pilot-Doofy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Convo - Miggelz and Wattz]

I sorta liked it

I gave you a 1. I'm sorry, the animation was good, drawings were good, sound was good, plus a whole lot more.

But it wasn't as funny as you wanted us to believe.

[Doom 2 Bitch]

I liked it

Nice work. It's always good to bring back a sense of the nice and simple pixelated looking games. I love them.

Plus nice work with the animation.

NARDZ responds:

Thanks man, good reviews are always nice to have.
PS: PIXY SITCKS KICK ASS!!...crack too

[The Wrong Vagina]

Fucking awesome!

I hate Valentine's Day. Just another excuse for girls to rob you shitless for all the money you have. Also, this movie served a really good point. Stick to fucking girls you know. I stick to the one little group of cherries I've popped in my day and I don't try to get with bitches on the cyber.

But hey, what the hell am I telling you all this shit? Ha, well, nice job. Make more. I'll always be voting a 5 for you.

[britney, britney, britney]

Just some constructive critisism

Well, I have a few points I feel I MUST point out. I didn't actually laugh out loud on this movie. Several of the NG parodies, etc. have made me do that though. You need to work harder at making the plot funnier. It was vague of detail. It made fun of Britney and Janet. It would have been better if you stuck to one of them instead.

Britney and Janet don't mix. Mixing the sister of an alien dancer (Janet) and a bit tittied guru (Britney) just don't sum up to comedy.

Also, the link to the site should appear in a new window. It's nearly impossible to navigate from the NG portal viewing window. Well, I think you should fix that button to your site.

Good drawings and animation. But I really don't think it deserves to be on the front page.

[kenya]

Support Africa!

Sorry I couldn't think of another summary line. Oh well, I loved the animation. I loved it when it first entered the portal and I rated it a 5 and I still love it now. (Still rating it a 5) You don't see to many geography animations, or at least not funny ones.

I'm not sure how you managed it but it was funny to watch tigers and lions eat the zebra. Even though they weren't even eating it. Like I said, I don't know how you pulled it off but keep the great work coming.

[You are a F*cking Moron8]

I love Reginold

I have been a continuous fan of the YAAFM series. I particularly liked this one for a few reasons:
1. I hate Britney Spears
2. She is a self-denying whore
3. I like your 'cool and hip' abbreviations
4. The chick who emailed you was hot
But other than those easily justified points let me point out another reason I love the show. You never lose the funny. Nearly everything that is said is topping the comical charts. You seem to make everyone a moronic piece of shit worthy of nothing but a flaming. Keep them coming, you'll always have a fan in me.

[**The Skwirl**]

Origina....I like it!

I always love seeing something original. Squirrels aren't played up enough on NG. Good work. I wish real crane games were like that. Wait, wasn't it a crane game?

[Global Domination 2]

Only one note...

I think you should have made the text appear faster. I had about 2 minutes to read 2 words. Just don't make the pictures flash so fast and make the text come in quicker and you'll have one hell of an intro.

[lll_Smolik's journey_lll]

I can't give it quite a 5.

It didn't quite deserve a 5 but I give you a 3 for a good sense of humor. Send me a postcard from India!

alexsmolik responds:

Vote the way you think is fair, what you want. Thanks for the compliment, and I will send you a postcard from India, I swear. If I ever manage to get there.
Thanks for the review.
Alex

[Alice Smith And Her Ways]

Um...

It wasn't that original. But good for WMM. How old is your sister? Shit what am I saying? I want to bone her! Goddammit I didn't mean that! Hahaha. Wait yes I did.